Schmels Corner!

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via nbrhoods)

princessofnerdingham:

Is this what college is like?

princessofnerdingham:

Is this what college is like?

(via smosh)

brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

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(via azureskylights996)

deeppurple1:

theladymonsters:

Is it bad I’m too distracted by the gif where she jumps on the shield? It’s all like ‘Whoo! Flying hermit crab position!’ *jumps off shield* ‘Yeah!’ *fist bump to the sky*

(Source: fandomfatale, via azureskylights996)

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.

Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.

Me: We cool?

Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.

Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.

Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.

Me: So...can I get out now?

Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.

Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?

Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

emzybrain:

selim-the-arrogant:

tardis221b:

velociraptorpunk:

canyouseethefuture:

infraredcello:

vsvpxmoney:

alicetemise:

MINDFUCK

with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn

My eyes…

OMG WHAT IS THIS

i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit

sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??

for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint

Okay this means my sight is fucked because I just see a monster

emzybrain:

selim-the-arrogant:

tardis221b:

velociraptorpunk:

canyouseethefuture:

infraredcello:

vsvpxmoney:

alicetemise:

MINDFUCK

with glasses = einstein

without = marilyn

My eyes…

OMG WHAT IS THIS

i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit

sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??

for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint

Okay this means my sight is fucked because I just see a monster

(Source: jerjin, via alora-witch)

motherofqueers:

tamarma:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot

(via blackbird-and-the-harlot)

killathegawd:

silentnefertiti:

My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.

Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.

killathegawd:

silentnefertiti:

My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.

Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.

(Source: jeffrey-lebowski, via yeah-yep)

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

(via nbrhoods)